I love this movie. It's a live action version of the Birth story of Jesus. Now as far as I can recall, there aren't too many movies made about this particular story, they tend to focus more on the death instead. One reason I love this movie is how real it feels. It really does a great job at showing what the daily life was like in these Biblical times. Everyone is so raw and natural looking. There are also some really beautiful scenery shots throughout the movie.
So, the story begins with King Herod of Jerusalem and his son sending the order to slaughter boys under the age of 2 in Bethlehem. This is because they have heard that there is a prophecy in which a man will become king, therefore destroying Herod's rule.

Then we go back in time one year. We meet a young teenage girl named Mary of Nazareth. Everyone in her town is super stressed out because the Romans have come to collect taxes. While paying his taxes, her father comes up short on what he owes, and the soldiers take his donkey (which I have named Madrika). The guy in line wasn't as lucky, because his daughter gets taken away to work off his debt. A young man behind her father saw this struggle, and later buys back the donkey. This is Joseph the carpenter.

We don't ever really learn much about Joseph in the Bible. He basically disappears after this story. But this movie totally elaborates on what type of person they think Joseph was. He is a sweet, thoughtful, giving person who also happens to have a really sweet beard.
Mary comes home from working one day to find that she and Joseph are about to get married. He seems totally sweet about it, but Mary just has this stink face expression the whole time. In their culture they have a small private ceremony. Then Mary stays living with her parents for a year and then she can move in with Joseph. They are still considered married except they aren't suppose to have sex until that year is up.
Well one day Mary is out and about enjoying the breeze when an angel tells her she has found favor with God and is going to conceive the Messiah. She seems pretty okay with this and is a faithful servant. The angel also tells her that her cousin Elizabeth is pregnant in her old age.

Elizabeth's husband Zechariah was given the honor of going behind the curtains at the Temple, and while there he got a message from God saying that his wife would become pregnant and that their son would too be important. He questioned God and was punished by not being able to talk. Elizabeth did indeed get preggers and her son will end up being John the Baptist.
Mary goes and visits Elizabeth, see's her baby bump, and really believes that the angel was telling the absolute truth. She stays there until after John is born and Zechariah can speak again, and then heads back to Nazareth. By this time Joseph almost has their house built and she is definitely showing. The woman who plays Elizabeth is so wonderful. I would consider her voice to be the female equivalent to Morgan Freeman's, in regards to how much its used in narrations of other projects.
Her parents flip out and Joseph is wrestling with what to do. If he claims the child as his own, then that's lying therefore a sin. If he accuses her, then that is basically telling the town to stone Mary in the street. He soon has a dream where the same angel tells him what the dealio is, and so now he is a believer in Mary's tale. He claims the child as his own. They both become social pariahs and the center of the gossip.

This whole time we switch back and forth between the Mary/Joseph story and the 3 wisemen: Gaspaar, Balthazar, and Melchior. These are scientists in Persia who are following the progression of some stars and match it up with the prophecy. Melchior has a deep feeling that something big is gonna happen and so they all set out on a journey to Judea.
Rome has decreed a census, and so Herod uses this as an opportunity to try and spot who this future king is going to be by targeting those who are traveling to Bethlehem. That's Mary and Joseph. They have a really tough journey there. Mary is riding a donkey while very pregnant through harsh terrain and weather. But they also bond though this experience.
While the wisemen are traveling to Judea, Herod stops them in Jerusalem because they look like a threat. He wine and dines them into telling him what they know about this prophecy. They talk about how they think its a child not a man.
After their treacherous journey, the couple finally make it to Bethlehem right as Mary goes into labor. They find a stable and Joseph delivers the baby himself. Afterwards shepherds and the wisemen come and visit to pay tribute to their Savior. Not long after the birth, Herod sends out the troops to kill all the kids, and Joseph gets one other message from the angel, telling them to flee to Egypt.
While watching this movie, I couldn't help but ponder on how strong Mary was. Not just because she was a social outcast and all that stuff, but physically. She's a teenage girl who is giving birth in Biblical times for the first time. Also she not only rides a donkey while majorly pregnant, but in this movie she hops back on that donkey not long after giving birth. That must have been terrible.
The only thing that made me sad about this movie was finding out that Catherine Hardwicke was the director. How could she make something so amazing as this, and then also direct the first Twilight movie?? I'm convinced that her being at the helm of the first movie is what laid the path for all the suckiness that then came from the world of Twilight. I'll get more into that in a year or two, whenever we get to the Twilight movies.
Andrew's Closing Thought: A good retelling of the story
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