It is finished! We are finally done with the 3 ninjas saga, and it was a rough start to our quest. This last movie was by far the absolute worst out of all of them. The premise is that there is a terrorist named Medusa who looks like a dominatrix, and wants to get a lot of money to leave the country after escaping from prison. So she decides the best way to get that money, take over an amusement park equivalent to a small six flags, and ransom the owner for the money. Coincidentally enough, our 3 ninjas are there celebrating what looks like TumTum's 6 birthday. The boys are all different, TumTum is a blonde, and Colt has an awful disgusting atrocious mullet ponytail, and once again Rocky is distracted by a girl. They also bring along new girl neighbor Amanda, who happens to be a huge nerd, wears the exact same pink wire frame glasses that my older sister used to wear, and also was wearing a denim baseball hat, overall shorts, and a flannel shirt tied at the waste. Her dad works on movie sets in the special effects department, so she of course knows lots of stuff like how to hack into lots of computer programs, fly a big toy helicopter, and create dangerous weapons out of seemingly friendly objects.
Hulk Hogan is there as a gentle giant who likes to remind us that adults should handle situations of danger, not kids. Jim Varney graces us with his presence as the #2 to Medusa, Lothar. Their big ninja challenge in this movie was not learning to defeat their pride, or how to be humble, but how to fight in the dark. Eventually this saved the day, and they were better than the FBI/SWAT.
There's a fun fact about this: This movie was filmed at Elitch Gardens in Denver, CO, which I've actually been to!
And that's about the only thing fun about this movie.
Andrew's Closing Thought: We're done!
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HA thanks for the glasses shout-out KL
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